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by **paozits** » 28 Apr 2015, 05:01

Okay guys and girls, time to shine!
Give me your best shots!
I'll start with

Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you!

by **Pollex4** » 28 Apr 2015, 06:06

While eating at a restaurant...

Her: What's special about MENU?

Well...

Me n' U

by **mell678** » 28 Apr 2015, 06:18

are you google ? :roll:

because you're everything I been searching for! :lol:

by **paozits** » 28 Apr 2015, 07:10

On a scale of 1 to America, how Free are you tonight?

by **HotPig** » 28 Apr 2015, 10:07

My love for you is like diarrhea, always flowing.

by **mell678** » 29 Apr 2015, 02:04

YOU wanna know what's the best thing in my life? It's the first word of this sentence.

by **Cloudlin** » 29 Apr 2015, 04:09

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

by **Pollex4** » 29 Apr 2015, 04:57

Are you a girl? Cause you look like one.

by **Vens** » 29 Apr 2015, 08:17

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

by **Pollex4** » 29 Apr 2015, 08:40

Are you...

Sorry, forgot my pick-up line. You're gorgeous

by **~~jade100~~** » 29 Apr 2015, 09:21

Are you a ball?
It's because you make my heart bounce

by **Vens** » 29 Apr 2015, 09:31

jade100 wrote:Are you a ball?
It's because you make my heart bounce

Makes no sense. The heart would be a ball then

by **lion** » 29 Apr 2015, 09:57

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did Satan.
:lol:

by **~~jade100~~** » 29 Apr 2015, 10:03

Vens wrote:
jade100 wrote:Are you a ball?
It's because you make my heart bounce

Makes no sense. The heart would be a ball then

well its because its a crap one LOL . crappy pick-up lines right?

by **Pollex4** » 29 Apr 2015, 10:17

Hey there, are you from ITALY?

Because I Trust And Love You

by **Cloudlin** » 29 Apr 2015, 10:38

What rhymes with cucumber?
"Can I get your number?"

by **Pollex4** » 29 Apr 2015, 10:47

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you

by **paozits** » 29 Apr 2015, 17:27

Wanna go out with me? Breathe for "yes", lick your elbow for "no".

by **nasia1301** » 29 Apr 2015, 18:05

you're so hot that when I look at you, I get a tan!

by **paozits** » 29 Apr 2015, 19:39

Damn. That was awesome.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.