[verity]

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.

Warren Buffett

[Tendz]

“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”– Dylan Thomas

[verity]

For God so loved the World that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

Jesus Christ

[Tendz]

“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”– E. B. White

[verity]

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.

C. S. Lewis

[Tendz]

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”– Earl Wilson

[verity]

Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.

Soren Kierkegaard

[Tendz]

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.”– Edward Abbey

[verity]

When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.

Paulo Coelho

[Tendz]

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard

[verity]

The good man is the friend of all living things.

Mahatma Gandhi

[Tendz]

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”– Ellen DeGeneres

[verity]

You can change your world by changing your words... Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue.

Joel Osteen

[Tendz]

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”– Emo Philips

[verity]

If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[Tendz]

“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”– Emo Philips

[verity]

My mom has been calling me Peep my whole life. That's how I got the name.

Lil Peep

[Tendz]

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”– Emo Philips

[verity]

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling?

Bertrand Russell

[Tendz]

“Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”– Enid Blyton