[Tendz]

Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
A: Bison.

[Abigael]

Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey.
And You Sweetheart?
Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You

[Tendz]

Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
A: The space bar.

[anil02]

Bf: kya tum mere salary se guzaara kar logi???
Funny gf: haan..!!!..mai toh kar lungi par tumhaara kya hoga kaliyyaaaaaaa

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
A: Because it was cultured.

[anil02]

Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I'm going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How's that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.

[MOSIUR]

There is a question that people ask you but you never ask you?
Answer: What is your name?

[anil02]

A vegetarian Guy looked at my burger and said, " You know, a sheep died so you could have that burger."
I looked at her salad and responded, " Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!"

[Tendz]

Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
A: Re-Morse code.

[anil02]

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He drank the coffee before it was cool.

[anil02]

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own

[Tendz]

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.

[anil02]

husband:today is sunday and i have to enjoy it so i brought 3 movie tickets
wife:why three
husband:for you and your parents

[Tendz]

[anil02]

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak..!

[Tendz]

Q: Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
A: They each got six months.

[anil02]

A guy visits his girl. She goes in kitchen to make coffee. Boy sees her phone. What she must have saved my name as? Calls. The phone screen reads: Idiot no. 5

[Tendz]

[anil02]

Manager: What is your qualification? Pappu: I'm Ph.D. Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.? Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty