[Tendz]

Q: How do poets say hello?
A: Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

[anil02]

One boy on his way to home with his mom after school, Saw a couple kissing on the road, He suddenly shouted and said look mom, They are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

[Tendz]

Q: Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
A: The batroom.

[anil02]

Wife: I Had to Marry You To
Find Out How Stupid You Are.
Husband: You Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked You to Marry Me!

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because he lost his filling.

[Abigael]

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

[Tendz]

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

[anil02]

A boy got rejected and girl got selected in an interview for same reason. Think? they both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO

[Tendz]

Q: Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
A: They dribble all the time.

[anil02]

Largest water bodies in the world:
1. Pacific Ocean
2. North Sea
3. Hostel Ki Daal!

[Tendz]

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs.

[Spontaneo]

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

[Tendz]

Q: Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A: They don’t meet the koalafications.

[anil02]

A boy: I love your daughter since 5 months. Girl’s father: How can you prove it. Boy: wait for 4 months… you will believe it yourself.

[Tendz]

[anil02]

Got a call from unknown number, you got married
I say no
The answer came, come home and then I will tell you

[Tendz]

Q: What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A: A chicken sees a salad.

[anil02]

Patient: I often feel like killing my self, how to overcome from this?
Doctor: Leave that for me

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
A: In case she needed to draw blood.

[anil02]

A man tell his doctor, help me, I am addict of twitter
Doctor, replies , sorry I don't follow you