[verity]

Who so loves believes the impossible.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

[Tendz]

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns

[verity]

Many individuals have, like uncut diamonds, shining qualities beneath a rough exterior.

Juvenal

[Tendz]

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”– George Burns

[verity]

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Mark Twain

[Tendz]

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”– George Carlin

[verity]

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another.

William James

[Tendz]

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin

[verity]

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill

[Tendz]

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”– George Carlin

[verity]

Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.

William Shakespeare

[Tendz]

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”– George Carlin

[verity]

If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life.

Plato

[Tendz]

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”– George Carlin

[verity]

The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.

Jeff bezos

[Tendz]

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”– George Carlin

[verity]

I am like the sick sheep that strays from the rest of the flock. Unless the Good Shepherd takes me on His shoulders and carries me back to His fold, my steps will falter, and in the very effort of rising, my feet will give way.

St. Jerome

[Tendz]

“To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.”– George W. Bush

[verity]

Americans are not a perfect people, but we are called to a perfect mission.

Andrew Jackson

[Tendz]

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”– Gertrude Stein