[Tendz]

Q: Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
A: All of the fans left.

[anil02]

Laugh, until U have teeth..
YOU can not Smile Later!!!

[Tendz]

Q: What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A: A chew-chew train.

[anil02]

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave.

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor?
A: It needed help figuring out its problems.

[anil02]

Girl- your new mobile is very cute. How much does it cost?
Boy- Darling I won in a "Race" - Daur.
Girl-how many people were in the race?
Boy- mobile shop owner, 3 policemen and I..

[Ridorz]

That's very true, we need laugh to get away from stress and lousiness.

Yes of course. We have to be putting smile to our each other face to foget worried, lol.

[eldavis]

. Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Happy new month guys, may the last month of the year bring to you the best things life has to offer.

[Tendz]

Talk is cheap?
Have you ever talked to a lawyer?

[anil02]

A man should learn to save water......go and have bath with the neighbours daughter.....lol

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!

[anil02]

Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
A: It lost its contacts.

[Spontaneo]

What subject are elves taught as soon as they attend school?

The elf-a-bet!

[Spontaneo]

Q. What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

A. bow tie

--- 31 May 2022, 04:14 ---

Q. Why did the tortilla chip start to dance?

A. Because they put on the salsa!

[Tendz]

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

[OldGuy]

I just received an email from my brother. He said he had been robbed at the gas station. He was OK, just shaken, but his money was gone.

After he was able to compose himself, he called the police. They responded quickly and began asking him for details. When they got to the part asking him if he knew who robbed him or if he could describe the thief, he said yes. It was Pump Number 3.

[Fergal]

[Similar topics merged.]

[Tendz]

Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

[Tendz]

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

[Spontaneo]

Q: How does a tree access the internet?

A: They "log in"!