[verity]

Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches.

Miguel de Cervantes

[Tendz]

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”– Groucho Marx

[verity]

The greatest sign of success for a teacher... is to be able to say, 'The children are now working as if I did not exist.'

Maria Montessori

[Tendz]

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”– Groucho Marx

[verity]

Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure there is one less rascal in the world.

Thomas Carlyle

[Tendz]

“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!”– Groucho Marx

[verity]

Well done is better than well said.

Benjamin Franklin

[Tendz]

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”– Groucho Marx

[verity]

Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly.

Mao Zedong

[Tendz]

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”– Groucho Marx

[verity]

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes.

John Wooden

[Tendz]

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”– Groucho Marx

[verity]

You know, when you're poor and you have a bunch of kids in your family, you don't know that everybody's not poor.

Kenny Rogers

[Tendz]

“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”– H. L. Mencken

[verity]

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

Helen Keller

[Tendz]

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”– Harlan Ellison

[verity]

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?

Howard Cosell

[Tendz]

“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.”– Harry S. Truman

[verity]

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.

William Westmoreland

[Tendz]

“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”– Helen Rowland