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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 28 Mar 2020, 02:17

Friends and acquaintances are the surest passport to fortune.

Arthur Schopenhauer
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 28 Mar 2020, 08:07

“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”– Helen Rowland
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 28 Mar 2020, 11:50

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 29 Mar 2020, 03:21

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 29 Mar 2020, 08:03

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.”– Henny Youngman
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby brnrd » 29 Mar 2020, 08:42

What do you call a tree with a hand? A palm tree.

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A wise man once said, "I have invented a new word, it is plagiarism."
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 29 Mar 2020, 17:21

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

Oscar Wilde
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 30 Mar 2020, 08:15

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”– Henny Youngman
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 30 Mar 2020, 11:42

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 31 Mar 2020, 07:42

“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”– Hillary Clinton
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 31 Mar 2020, 22:57

A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 01 Apr 2020, 07:50

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try.'”– Homer Simpson
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 02 Apr 2020, 00:25

Writing has been so much a part of my life that I'm really quite annoyed that I can't do as much as I used to.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 02 Apr 2020, 07:15

“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.”– Indira Gandhi
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 02 Apr 2020, 07:30

Gamble until you die. I do not really care.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 02 Apr 2020, 07:34

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”– Isaac Asimov
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 Apr 2020, 00:25

In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 03 Apr 2020, 07:35

“I’d rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.”– J. Paul Getty
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 Apr 2020, 09:43

I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things... I play with leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind.

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