[Tendz]

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”– Jack Benny

[verity]

Beauty is the greatest seducer of man.

Paulo Coelho

[Tendz]

“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”– Jackie Mason

[verity]

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

[Tendz]

“When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.”– Jane Wagner

[verity]

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed.

Vincent Van Gogh

[brnrd]

Witch: Look in the mirror and tell me whay you see.
Me: A joke.

Then they both cried.

The end.

[Tendz]

“According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.”– Jay Leno

[verity]

We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane.

Francis Ford Coppola

[Tendz]

“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”– Jay Leno

[verity]

The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone.

Albert Camus

[Tendz]

“My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.”– Jean Rostand

[verity]

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Tom Lehrer

[Farvin53]

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer

[verity]

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

Bob Marley

[Tendz]

“Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star

[verity]

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Mark Twain

[Abigael]

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. -Helen Rowland

[Tendz]

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”– Jerry Seinfeld

[verity]

The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

Mahatma Gandhi