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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 May 2020, 03:37

Fashion is all about happiness. It's fun. It's important. But it's not medicine.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 03 May 2020, 07:38

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 04 May 2020, 03:25

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 04 May 2020, 07:52

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”– Lily Tomlin
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 04 May 2020, 09:12

Bondage is - subjection to external influences and internal negative thoughts and attitudes.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 05 May 2020, 07:34

“The road to success is always under construction.”– Lily Tomlin
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 05 May 2020, 17:59

So after a while, if people won't accept your excuses, you stop looking for them.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 05 May 2020, 18:18

Happiness is not by chance, but by choice.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 06 May 2020, 01:29

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 06 May 2020, 07:38

“Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.”
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 06 May 2020, 09:35

I can't be normal. I'm probably bipolar.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 06 May 2020, 21:33

With confidence you have won before you have started.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 07 May 2020, 03:10

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 07 May 2020, 06:06

Interviewer: Why do you want this job?
Me: I have always been passionate about being able to afford my own food.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 07 May 2020, 07:25

“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”– Mae West
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 07 May 2020, 09:06

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 08 May 2020, 06:22

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.😂😂
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 08 May 2020, 07:42

“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”– Marc Maron
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 08 May 2020, 15:45

It isn't where you came from. It's where you're going that counts.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 09 May 2020, 00:56

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

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