[Tendz]

[Tendz]

[verity]

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

[Tendz]

[verity]

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

[Tendz]

[darkthorn]

[verity]

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

[Tendz]

[darkthorn]

[verity]

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

[Tendz]

[verity]

I found there was only one way to look thin hang out with fat people.

[Tendz]

[verity]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

[Tendz]

[darkthorn]

[verity]

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

[Tendz]

[darkthorn]