[TimeRider]

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
“What was that?”

2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food..xP

Nice one Anusha.

[Anushajain]

Millions of people write Love Letters.

But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,

Just imagine how lucky I m!

Great words
Said by

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** DUST BIN **

[Raees]

Lol Good ones !

[Anushajain]

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!

[Anushajain]

Attitude of Youth

“We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
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It’s just they didn’t leave anything for us to invent”

[CyberFreak]

What do you a Spanish guy who has had his car stolen?

[+] Spoiler

Carlos

[Anushajain]

How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To

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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it..

[shamzblueworld]

This one made me LOL!

[Anushajain]

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…

[Raees]

lol good one Anusha

[Anushajain]

BOSS to an employee….
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“Do you believe in life after Death?”
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EMPLOYEE…..
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“Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”,
he replied.
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BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle’s
funeral, he came here looking for you.

[TimeRider]

Again nice one Anusha.

[Anushajain]

whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”

[yapsody]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

[TimeRider]

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

[Anushajain]

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!

[Raees]

Cool Idea ,you can try that easily in India

[TimeRider]

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner…
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!

Hahaha, very nice one Anusha.

[Anushajain]

Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…

[TimeRider]

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?