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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 20 May 2020, 07:49

“Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.”– Martha Scott
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 20 May 2020, 08:46

Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravitation.

Thomas Hobbes
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 20 May 2020, 08:51

There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
Alexandar the Great
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 20 May 2020, 09:38

IN BED: it's 6.a.m. you close your eyes for 5 minutes ,,it's 7:45.
AT WORK: it's 1:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes ,,it's 1:31. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 21 May 2020, 00:36

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Abraham Lincol
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 21 May 2020, 01:15

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 21 May 2020, 07:34

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”– Matt Groening
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 21 May 2020, 11:46

All mankind love a lover.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 21 May 2020, 15:55

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -Joan Rivers
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 22 May 2020, 03:02

When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

William Shakespeare
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 22 May 2020, 07:43

“God is at home, it’s we who have gone out for a walk.”– Meister Eckhart
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 22 May 2020, 08:22

I have tasted freedom. I will not give up that which I have tasted.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 22 May 2020, 11:04

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Confucius
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 23 May 2020, 03:04

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion.

Ravi Zacharias
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 23 May 2020, 07:55

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”– Mike Myers
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 23 May 2020, 09:22

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 23 May 2020, 09:33

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

Alexander Graham Bell
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 24 May 2020, 01:57

We need to hear the excuses men make to themselves for their worthlessness.

Margaret Fuller
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 24 May 2020, 07:36

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”– Miles Kington
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 24 May 2020, 10:32

Each child should try to see in his parents the children they previously were. Each parent should try to see in his child the adult he seems to be becoming.

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