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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 30 May 2020, 03:47

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

Mother Teresa
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 30 May 2020, 07:36

“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”
– Muhammad Ali
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 30 May 2020, 09:22

The spirit is there in every boy; it has to be discovered and brought to light.

Robert Baden-Powell
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby johnl0626 » 30 May 2020, 09:34

MarkCorrea wrote:I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read this quote just this very moment. "My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: At the end of this ruler there's an Idiot! I got detention after asking which end.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's time to share yours.....


LOL!

Here's my favorite quote on procrastination:

Never do today, what you can do tomorrow!
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 30 May 2020, 13:20

Americans never quit.

Douglas MacArthur
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 30 May 2020, 15:36

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Lao Tzu
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 31 May 2020, 01:41

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

Albert Camus
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 31 May 2020, 05:34

“Everything you can imagine is real.”
Pablo Picasso
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 31 May 2020, 07:50

“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.”
– Naguib Mahfouz
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 31 May 2020, 09:53

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Napoleon Bonaparte
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 01 Jun 2020, 07:58

“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”– Natalie Wood
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 01 Jun 2020, 09:42

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 01 Jun 2020, 12:09

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

Mahatma Gandhi
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 02 Jun 2020, 07:42

“It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.”– Navjot Singh Sidhu
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 02 Jun 2020, 09:23

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Ramu: "The moon". Teacher: "Why?" Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it".
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 02 Jun 2020, 10:40

THE BIGGEST LIE I TELL MYSELF IS"I DON'T NEED TO WRITE THEM , I'LL REMEMBER IT."
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 02 Jun 2020, 11:59

Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind.

Neil Armstrong
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 03 Jun 2020, 07:31

“The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.”– Nicolas Chamfort
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 03 Jun 2020, 08:17

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. -Steven Wright
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 Jun 2020, 10:00

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin
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