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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 03 Jun 2020, 10:35

IT'S OK IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME NOT EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TASTE.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 Jun 2020, 18:55

The greatest sign of success for a teacher... is to be able to say, 'The children are now working as if I did not exist.'

Maria Montessori
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 03 Jun 2020, 20:41

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

Robert Louis Stevenson
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 04 Jun 2020, 07:37

“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.”– Norm Crosby
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 04 Jun 2020, 08:19

The media can be a really strong vehicle.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 04 Jun 2020, 08:22

DO NOT TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY .YOU WILL NEVER GET OUT OF IT ALIVE.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 04 Jun 2020, 08:53

The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. – Unknown
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 05 Jun 2020, 01:47

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 05 Jun 2020, 07:50

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”– Norman Wisdom
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 05 Jun 2020, 08:21

SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A HIGH-FIVE.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 05 Jun 2020, 11:25

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

George Carlin
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 05 Jun 2020, 20:05

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.

Walt Whitman
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 06 Jun 2020, 07:55

“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.”– Oliver Goldsmith
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 06 Jun 2020, 08:30

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 06 Jun 2020, 08:39

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 07 Jun 2020, 04:29

BREAKING UP IS LIKE KICKING A COKE MACHINE .YOU CAN NOT DO IT IN ONE PUSH, YOU GOT TO ROCK IT BACK AND FORTH A FEW TIMES, AND THEN IT GETS OVER .
I don't know what a break up feels like cause i have never had one yet i feel this quote is quite funny.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 07 Jun 2020, 05:06

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 07 Jun 2020, 07:34

“If you must make a noise, make it quietly.”– Oliver Hardy
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Abigael » 07 Jun 2020, 09:26

Q: What would men do if they had breasts?

A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 07 Jun 2020, 10:11

Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat.

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