[verity]

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

Francis of Assisi

[Tendz]

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”– Oscar Wilde

[Abigael]

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

[philo]

A cop pulled me and said "papers" I said "scissors" and drive off.

[verity]

People say 'I want to be rich'. The question is, 'Are you willing to do what it takes?'

Robert Kiyosaki

[Ashley7]

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.

Theodore Roosevelt

[verity]

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

Steven Wright

[Tendz]

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”– Oscar Wilde

[verity]

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

Tim Allen

[philo]

Too much love kills you so don't love too much.

[Abigael]

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln

[verity]

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt

[Tendz]

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”– Oscar Wilde

[verity]

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

John Muir

[Abigael]

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
– Alan Dundes

[verity]

In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air.

Jonathan Raban

[Tendz]

“I can resist everything except temptation.”– Oscar Wilde

[verity]

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

Henry David Thoreau

[Abigael]

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”
– Andy Borowitz

[verity]

So I'm not very popular here with those inside the system, as you might guess. I never wanted to be.

Waylon Jennings