[Anushajain]

A Perfect Girl Doesn’t Bother…
Doesn’t Shout.. Doesn’t Flirt With Others..
Doesn’t Lies.. Doesn’t Cheat..
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And Doesn’t ExiSts..

[TimeRider]

IT Joke:
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.

[Anushajain]

Good one Rider

[TimeRider]

Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario. As they were writing up the ticket, one officer turned to the other and said: "How do you spell Mississauga?" The other one replied: "I don't know." So the first one said: "Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it wrong, it will get dismissed." The second officer said: "Why don't we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?"

[Anushajain]

School teacher sent home a note..:..
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” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :p”

[TimeRider]

School teacher sent home a note..:..
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” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :p”

Haha, Another nice joke Anusha.

[Anushajain]

If women ruled the world there would be no wars…

It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other.

[TimeRider]

If women ruled the world there would be no wars…

It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other.

Haha, Nice one Anusha. I believe there would be no real war too.

[Raees]

thats true anusha

[Anushajain]

5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…

2. Be with a women who gives u her time…

3. Be with a women who takes care of you…

4. Be with a women who really loves you…

5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)



[TimeRider]

5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…

2. Be with a women who gives u her time…

3. Be with a women who takes care of you…

4. Be with a women who really loves you…

5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)



LOL, Number 5 just makes sense.

[Anushajain]

When u r Single,
You See Happy Couples Everywhere,

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But

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When u r Married,
You See Happy Singles Everywhere…

[jacktheking]

Never go to twitter if you dont want to be a bird..
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/diction ... _1?q=tweet

[TimeRider]

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

[Anushajain]

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

[TimeRider]

Jokes about women
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

[Anushajain]

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

[TimeRider]

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

Very nice Anusha, It's jokes with truth. lol

[Anushajain]

A Man’s Feeling :….

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“It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..

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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend’s hand !

[Arpit]

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.