[Abigael]

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
– Casey Stengel

[Iza]

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems. I am tired of solving them for you.😂

[philo]

SOMETIMES WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I CANNOT SEE.

[Tendz]

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.”– Robin Williams

[Abigael]

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

[Iza]

It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste😂😅

[Tendz]

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams

[Tendz]

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

[Iza]

I put my phone in airplane mode but it is still not flying

[GuestHu]

Life is just a really long story about how you died.

[Abigael]

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
– Bryan White

[verity]

Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.

Soren Kierkegaard

[Tendz]

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

[verity]

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

George S. Patton

[Tendz]

“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
– Rodney Dangerfield

[verity]

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

Benjamin Disraeli

[Iza]

When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck

[Tendz]

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
– Ron White

[verity]

prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized, than lord among those without dreams and desires.

Khalil Gibran

[Tendz]

“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
– Ronald Reagan