[Iza]

If someone calls u ugly ..have a comeback and say, excuse me but I am not a mirror...

[Ashley7]

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Mark Twain

[cmoneyspinner]

I can't remember the exact words to this joke. It was one of the Marx brothers.

The person says to the man: The government sent me.

The man replies: Why? Did they run out of locusts?

You may not think that's funny. But I used to work for the government and I find it hilarious.

[verity]

I've been going to shopping malls since I was on General Hospital.

Richard Simmons

[Iza]

People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday 😅😂

[Tendz]

“Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”– Ronald Reagan

[verity]

And I liked that whole idea that energy comes from not disseminating your ideas and talking about them.

Cameron Crowe

[Abigael]

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
– Billy Sunday

[verity]

I don't really consider myself a novelist, it just came out purely by accident.

Wole Soyinka

[GuestHu]

Drinking alcohol without participating in dance party is like taking a viagra and watch a movie.

[Tendz]

“Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”– Salvador Dali

[Iza]

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years, Dogs run and they live for 15 years, Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years....Lesson to be learnt.

[verity]

Whoever wants to know something about me - as an artist which alone is significant - they should look attentively at my pictures and there seek to recognise what I am and what I want.

Gustav Klimt

[GuestHu]

if you think money can't buy happiness transfer it to my account.

[Iza]

When nothing is going right ,go left 😂😜

[verity]

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.

Stephen Hawking

[Tendz]

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”– Sam Ewing

[verity]

I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.

Oprah Winfrey

[Ashley7]

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Mark Twain

[verity]

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Arianna Huffington