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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby GuestHu » 16 Jul 2020, 06:33

You cannot escape reality because reality sucks.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 16 Jul 2020, 08:12

“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”– Samuel Goldwyn
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 16 Jul 2020, 08:18

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.

Ginger Rogers
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Iza » 16 Jul 2020, 08:21

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 16 Jul 2020, 08:24

“I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.”– Samuel Goldwyn
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 16 Jul 2020, 10:15

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Mark Twain
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 16 Jul 2020, 12:32

The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works.

Saint Augustine
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 16 Jul 2020, 17:26

ROBIN: We've got to solve this crime. Where are we going Batman?!

~ BATMAN: To the public library, Robin!

(If that isn't a plug for the value of public libraries, I don't know what is. :lol: )
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 17 Jul 2020, 01:23

Only I know my life.

Ginger Rogers

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 17 Jul 2020, 08:15

“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”– Samuel Goldwyn
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 17 Jul 2020, 08:29

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 17 Jul 2020, 10:54

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.

John F. Kennedy
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Iza » 17 Jul 2020, 11:40

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

— Billy Connolly
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 17 Jul 2020, 13:09

“I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.”– Scott Adams
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 17 Jul 2020, 17:43

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”
—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 18 Jul 2020, 02:15

If a person with a bullet in Dallas can change the world, imagine a person with an idea could do.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 18 Jul 2020, 03:02

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Confucius
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Iza » 18 Jul 2020, 03:05

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.😝😂
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 18 Jul 2020, 05:25

Having knowledge but lacking the power to express it clearly is no better than never having any ideas at all.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 18 Jul 2020, 07:56

“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”– Si Robertson
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