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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 18 Jul 2020, 09:24

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 18 Jul 2020, 12:51

“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”– Sid Caesar
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 18 Jul 2020, 19:45

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 19 Jul 2020, 00:21

Prison life, fortunately, I spent a lot of years, about 18 years with other prisoners, and, as I say, they enriched your soul.

Nelson Mandela :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 19 Jul 2020, 04:12

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

C. S. Lewis :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 19 Jul 2020, 08:07

“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”– Socrates
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby A K Rao » 19 Jul 2020, 09:30

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 19 Jul 2020, 10:44

“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.”
– Solomon Schechter
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 20 Jul 2020, 02:50

Oh, Mrs. Churchill, do come over, someone has killed father.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby GuestHu » 20 Jul 2020, 02:52

I am not a corrupt politician. In fact, the world is corrupt and Africa is part of the world.
-- a quote from a corrupt African politician
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 20 Jul 2020, 08:03

“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.”– Stan Laurel
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 20 Jul 2020, 11:52

If you don't visit the bad neighborhoods, the bad neighborhoods are going to visit you.

Thomas Friedman :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 20 Jul 2020, 12:47

“Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.”– Stephen Colbert
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 20 Jul 2020, 21:54

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 21 Jul 2020, 01:04

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby GuestHu » 21 Jul 2020, 03:28

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. -George Carlin :D
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 21 Jul 2020, 07:00

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 21 Jul 2020, 08:01

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”– Steve Irwin
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