[verity]

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Ogden Nash

[Tendz]

“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”– Sid Caesar

[cmoneyspinner]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

[verity]

Prison life, fortunately, I spent a lot of years, about 18 years with other prisoners, and, as I say, they enriched your soul.

Nelson Mandela

[A K Rao]

[verity]

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

C. S. Lewis

[Tendz]

“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”– Socrates

[A K Rao]

[Tendz]

“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.”
– Solomon Schechter

[verity]

Oh, Mrs. Churchill, do come over, someone has killed father.

Lizzie Andrew Borden

[GuestHu]

I am not a corrupt politician. In fact, the world is corrupt and Africa is part of the world.
-- a quote from a corrupt African politician

[Tendz]

“If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.”– Stan Laurel

[verity]

If you don't visit the bad neighborhoods, the bad neighborhoods are going to visit you.

Thomas Friedman

[Tendz]

“Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.”– Stephen Colbert

[A K Rao]

[Ashley7]

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain

[verity]

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance.

Petrarch

[GuestHu]

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. -George Carlin

[verity]

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

Sophia Loren

[Tendz]

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”– Steve Irwin