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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 21 Jul 2020, 10:06

Art is anything you can get away with.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 21 Jul 2020, 11:59

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 21 Jul 2020, 15:44

"In God we trust; all others we monitor."

(SOURCE: The Technical Applications Center keeps an eye on signatories to nuclear treaties, and monitors the world for nuclear weapons detonations. It is always on alert, and accomplishes its mission using satellites, seismic gear, and hydroaccoustics. Its motto: “In God we trust; all others we monitor.”)
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby philo » 21 Jul 2020, 17:21

THE BIGGEST LIE I TELL MYSELF IS" I DON'T NEED TO WRITE THEM DOWN I'LL REMEMBER IT.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 22 Jul 2020, 01:13

There is no friend as loyal as a book.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 22 Jul 2020, 07:33

“It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”– Steven Weinberg
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 22 Jul 2020, 10:19

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 22 Jul 2020, 11:32

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”– Steven Wright
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby GuestHu » 23 Jul 2020, 03:41

"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body" -- a genius comedian, George Carlin <3 <3 <3
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 23 Jul 2020, 08:21

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”– Steven Wright
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 23 Jul 2020, 09:50

If you have music you want to play that no one asks you to play, you have to go out and find where you can play it. It's called do or die.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 23 Jul 2020, 15:13

We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 24 Jul 2020, 01:12

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 24 Jul 2020, 08:01

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”– Steven Wright
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Ashley7 » 24 Jul 2020, 08:49

You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 24 Jul 2020, 09:42

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too.

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 24 Jul 2020, 10:23

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 24 Jul 2020, 16:49

The geeks say they will inherit the earth, not heaven. :D
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