[verity]

Art is anything you can get away with.

Marshall McLuhan

[Tendz]

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin

[cmoneyspinner]

"In God we trust; all others we monitor."

(SOURCE: The Technical Applications Center keeps an eye on signatories to nuclear treaties, and monitors the world for nuclear weapons detonations. It is always on alert, and accomplishes its mission using satellites, seismic gear, and hydroaccoustics. Its motto: “In God we trust; all others we monitor.”)

[philo]

THE BIGGEST LIE I TELL MYSELF IS" I DON'T NEED TO WRITE THEM DOWN I'LL REMEMBER IT.

[verity]

There is no friend as loyal as a book.

Ernest Hemingway

[A K Rao]

[Tendz]

“It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”– Steven Weinberg

[verity]

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

Vince Lombardi

[Tendz]

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”– Steven Wright

[A K Rao]

[GuestHu]

"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body" -- a genius comedian, George Carlin

[Tendz]

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”– Steven Wright

[verity]

If you have music you want to play that no one asks you to play, you have to go out and find where you can play it. It's called do or die.

Steve Lacy

[Ashley7]

We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life.

William Osler

[verity]

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Voltaire

[Tendz]

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”– Steven Wright

[Ashley7]

You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.

Vernon Howard

[verity]

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too.

Euripides

[Tendz]

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
– Steven Wright

[cmoneyspinner]

The geeks say they will inherit the earth, not heaven.

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