[A K Rao]

[verity]

My career is an open book, but my life is not.

Barry Bonds

[Tendz]

“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'”
– Sydney J. Harris

[verity]

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

Mahatma Gandhi

[Tendz]

“The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are.”
– Terry Pratchett

[verity]

Another turn in my life happened when I took on the Canada Council.

Maureen Forrester

[cmoneyspinner]

"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."
~ Will Rogers


(For me, this is funny but true. I find myself sometimes listening to stand-up comedy to make sense out of the politics. Politicians do provide lots of material for comedians to work with. Sad thing is after they make a joke about something a politician said, first you laugh and then you go "Hey wait a minute! That's true!" Then when you realize the seriousness of what they said, it's not really a joke. )

[anilmr]

I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read this quote just this very moment. "My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: At the end of this ruler there's an Idiot! I got detention after asking which end....

It's time to share yours.....

My funny quote of the day would be " My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."

[verity]

Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked.

Saint Augustine

[anilmr]

My Funny Quote of the day is here, and mind you it is a bit raunchy too...."My great-grandma started giggling at a barbecue, and when I asked what's funny, she said, Everyone here is alive and happy because I got laid."

[Tendz]

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”– Theodore Roosevelt

[verity]

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Andre Maurois

[Tendz]

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
– Thomas A. Edison

[cmoneyspinner]

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

[verity]

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know.

Aldous Huxley

[A K Rao]

[philo]

LIFE IS SHORT SMILE WHEN YOU STILL HAVE TEETH.

[verity]

A good indignation brings out all one's powers.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Tendz]

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”– Thomas A. Edison

[verity]

Nice guys finish last.

Leo Durocher