[Anushajain]

Behind every successful person, there is a…

DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK ACCOUNT…

[Arpit]

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

[Raees]

^lol thats a good one

[Arpit]

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

[Bananaman]

What do you call a jockey who’s getting thinner?

A fed-less horseman.

[Arpit]

Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

[Anushajain]

Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…

[Arpit]

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.

Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien."

Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?"

"All I remember is being anally probed," Ted says.

Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"

Ted responds, "Carl."

[Anushajain]

Behind every successful person, there is a…

DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK ACCOUNT…

[Arpit]

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

[Anushajain]

Impact of Job Change:

A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop

The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”

Pasengr apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”

Driver replied:
“Sory, it’s nt ur fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)

[Arpit]

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?

A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

[Anushajain]

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.

2. Difficult to understand.

3. Too much explaination is needed.

4. Result is always Fail

[Arpit]

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

[Anushajain]

Height of Good Luck….!…

Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very good…..Sit down

[Arpit]

5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…

2. Be with a women who gives u her time…

3. Be with a women who takes care of you…

4. Be with a women who really loves you…

5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)



[Anushajain]

Dear Face-wash Commercials,
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Nobody can splash water on
their face the way you show
in your ads.
My clothes r all wet now. =P
Kindly show in a more
realistic way =D

[Arpit]

Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…

[TimeRider]

Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!" The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!" The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!'

[vathsala]

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.