[anilmr]

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” – Alexander Woollcott

[Tendz]

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
– Woody Allen

[philo]

“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
– Abraham Lincoln

[verity]

I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.

Sara Teasdale

[cmoneyspinner]

"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
~ Gore Vidal

[verity]

I'm far from being god, but I work god damn hard.

Jay-Z

[Tendz]

“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
– Yakov Smirnoff

[anilmr]

My funny quotes for today are:
"I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up."
"I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' "

[Tendz]

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
– Yogi Berra

[cmoneyspinner]

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[verity]

In France we have a law which doesn't allow the press to publish a photo that you didn't approve. It lets the paparazzi take the picture, but if they publish this picture, you have the choice to sue the newspaper. So me, I always sued them.

Audrey Tautou

[Tendz]

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”– Yogi Berra

[philo]

"I AM NOBODY,NOBODY IS PERFECT, I AM PERFECT".

[cmoneyspinner]

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[verity]

Music used to change people's minds - and it still changes mine.

Rosanna Arquette

[Tendz]

“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
– Yogi Berra

[Wizvicky]

Two heads are better than one is not when you're comparing a 1000 Nigeria naira to 100 USD dollar.

[philo]

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln

[Tendz]

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar

[Abigael]

“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”
– Bertrand Russell