[GuestHu]

"A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostrate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die." --Conan O'Brien

[Tendz]

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”– Albert Einstein

[ajayyadav9559]

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[Tendz]

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
– Alexander Woollcott

[GuestHu]

If life gives you lemons make some kind of fruity juice. --Conan O'Brien

[Tendz]

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”– Andy Borowitz

[Ashley7]

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain

[Tendz]

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
– Andy Rooney

[Ashley7]

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

[verity]

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form.

[Tendz]

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
– Ann Landers