[saraali786]

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

[vathsala]

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

--- 07 Mar 2015, 06:39 ---

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

[vathsala]

A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

[vathsala]

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

[vathsala]

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

[saraali786]

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

[ksridharprasad]

One boy is showing the momentos to his friend,
what for small memento? that is for singing a song.
What for the big memento? that is for stop singing a song

[JordanDD]

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Not bad ^^

[vathsala]

The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for two things."
The boy asks, "What are those two things?"
The girl answers, "Your feet

[Narayanan Srinivasan]

Today i wanted to burn extra fat calories n lit a fat kid on fire

[ksridharprasad]

A man walks into a scientist's lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost.

The scientist says, "Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs $1000, next we have a scientist's brain, it costs $5000, and then we come to a politician's, it costs $10,000."

"How come the politician's brain costs so much?", asks the man.

The scientist replies, "Because it's never been used."

[mell678]

Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The
Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?"
Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status
As "DEAD"

[ksridharprasad]

Hi Friends,

A person is praying like this

Oh god you have given childhood to me and after that taken back by you
then you have given Youngeage to me and taken back by you
You have given wife to me but you have forgotten to take back?

[ksridharprasad]

Seeing Pappu depressed one of his friends asks him.

"Oye why are you sad?"

To which Pappu replies..."I lost Rs 300 in bet."

His friend asks him..."How?"

Pappu says..."I bet on India for Rs 200..." , But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..."But you said Rs 300..."

Pappu answers..."I again bet on India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match"

[turtledaddykim]

Why did they boy drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.

[vathsala]

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

[ksridharprasad]

1.THE EUROPEANS

THEY HAVE ONE WIFE AND ONE GIRL FRIEND BUT THEY LOVE THEIR WIFE MORE.

2. THE AMERICANS

THEY HAVE ONE WIFE AND ONE GIRL FRIEND BUT THEY LOVE THEIR GIRL FRIEND MOST

3. THE INDIANS

THEY HAVE ONE WIFE AND 4 GIRL FRIENDS BUT THEY LOVE THEIR MOTHER THE MOST

[shirishavadman]

wow its really mind relief posts thanks for joks corner

[mell678]

After English exams
how was the paper ?
It was easy but question no.5 confused me
what was the question?
question no. 5 wanted the past tense
of "THINK",
I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT & THOUGHT
and end up with writing "THINKED"

[vathsala]

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.