[cmoneyspinner]

http://senecascout.svsd.net/joke-of-the-day/2015/09/09/joke-of-the-week-12/

[junrose123]

Two is better than one that is why it is better to always have an extra to have something in times of great necessities,

[Silvermist]

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

[thisnthat]

"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."

~Will Rogers


from: http://wisdomquotes.com/funny-quotes/

[cmoneyspinner]

"Never miss a good chance to shut up." - Will Rogers


from: http://wisdomquotes.com/funny-quotes/

[Streamguy69]

A flute without holes is not a flute and a donut without a hole is a danish. Chevy chase caddyshack
Leave the gun, take the cannolis . The godfather

[Silvermist]

'' A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.'' Winston S. Churchill

[junrose123]

It is better to tell the truth even it will hurts someone else than to tell a lie to make everybody happy.

[cmoneyspinner]

"Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti."
~ Sophia Loren

[Silvermist]

'' Sometimes I drink a glass of water,just to surprise my liver''.
Pinterest.

[cmoneyspinner]

Happy Saturday! This is me when I was a kid.

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Family Circus cartoons (vintage funnies)
Image credit: https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/familycircus/

[KabiruYoungshark]

Learn from the past always

[verity]

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

[darkthorn]

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

[cmoneyspinner]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."


http://pun.me/pages/funny-quotes.php

[A K Rao]

To Be Old and Wise,
You Must First Be Young and Stupid!

[A K Rao]

This is my funny Quote of the day!

[A K Rao]

This is my today's funny quote!



Very imaginative ! Indeed!

[Abigael]

I have enough money to sustain me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

[junrose123]

Two is better than one that is why I should not stick to one.