[Pollex4]

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

hahahha this was rude

[paozits]

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

hahahha this was rude

Ouch

Is your father a painter? Because you're a fine piece of art, girl!

[mell678]

What pen did you use? Because I can’t erase you from my mind

[Pollex4]

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

[jade100]

Are you sh*t?
Because i can't play with your heart

[mell678]

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

[jade100]

Are you a pencil?
cus i easily erased you in my heart ouucchh!

[Fish]

You all lose comparing to this...

[jade100]

You all lose comparing to this...

haha that is the best so far!

[paozits]

You all lose comparing to this...

haha that is the best so far!

You killed the thread!

[jade100]

Are you from McDonalds?
cus I'm loving it

[JordanDD]

Sorry if domeone already told it :

Are you an onion ?
Because you make me cry

[jade100]

Sorry if domeone already told it :

Are you an onion ?
Because you make me cry

Ouch .. thats a hurting pick-up haha

[Pollex4]

Can I be your Britney Spears?

Please Hit me baby one more time!

-Anastasia "Ana" Rose Steele

Ewww hahahha

[mell678]

You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

[jade100]

Can I be your Britney Spears?

Please Hit me baby one more time!

-Anastasia "Ana" Rose Steele

Ewww hahahha

Spotted: Fifty Shades of Grey haha!

[Pollex4]

Can I be your Britney Spears?

Please Hit me baby one more time!

-Anastasia "Ana" Rose Steele

Ewww hahahha

Spotted: Fifty Shades of Grey haha!

Spotted: Fifty Shades of Grey Reader haha!

[lion]

Can I be your Britney Spears?

Please Hit me baby one more time!

-Anastasia "Ana" Rose Steele

Ewww hahahha

Spotted: Fifty Shades of Grey haha!

Spotted: Fifty Shades of Grey Reader haha!

Did you actually like them? ;p
I read the 1st one with commentary for the lulz. Commentary was hilarious, but the book itself was pretty meh. Main character has no back-bone...like Bella...which makes sense seeing that's exactly who she was based off. And Christian was abusive. But hey, it's erotica. Most erotica is pretty mediocre, we're just hard on Fifty Shades because it got so popular.

Haven't seen the film. I did watch the Duke of Burgundy the other day, however. Pretty decent BDSM film. (No, it's not porn lol.) Check it out.

[halcyon220]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name is dave.
Can I borrow your microwave?

[Pollex4]

I think that Fifty Shades of Grey is really weak compared to other BDSM books. But it being weak might be the reason why it has become quite popular.