[verity]

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages by . Casey wilson

[kanchan18]

research has shown that laughing for 2 mins is just as healthy as 20 mins jog. so now i am sitting in the park and laughing at all the joggers

[verity]

If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there. Kevin Hart

[Tendz]

“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong"– Charles Wadsworth

[verity]

Beauty is when you can appreciate yourself. When you love yourself, that's when you're most beautiful than your maid.

[Tendz]

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners"– Charlton Heston

[Joseph83]

Beauty is when you can appreciate yourself. When you love yourself, that's when you're most beautiful than your maid.

Lol... Funny but is true. Self love is the key to constant happiness.

[verity]

I am a stubborn optimist: I was born an optimist and will remain an optimist.
Even they laugh at me i will be optimist

[Tendz]

[Joseph83]

Great... Quite true. But that's only when the love is mutual.

[verity]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

[Joseph83]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Lol quite true though funny

[verity]

To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day

[katkat]

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

[verity]

Im looking always in a mirror and the mirror told me dont look at me often, beacuse the glass is going too break soon! too tired seeing your face

[A K Rao]

My Funny Quote forv the day is:

[verity]

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

[Tendz]

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it"– Clarence Darrow

[verity]

A laugh is like an instant facelift and an instant mood lift.

[Tendz]

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning"– Clint Eastwood