[verity]

People in tough times - it doesn't mean they don't have a great attitude.

[Tendz]

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!"– Conan O’Brien

[librarygeek1980]

Im a sucker for memes, and so are a few of my high school students, so heres a gem

[verity]

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face.

[Tendz]

[librarygeek1980]

Meme time!

[verity]

So theres a lady who goes to the doctor. The doctor says "Maam i have bad news and worse news for you". Lady says "O my good ness whats the bad news". The doctor says " You have 24 hours to live". Lady says "O my god.... what is the worse news". The doctor says " I been trying to call you since yesterday".

[Tendz]

“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?”– Cynthia Heimel

[verity]

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

[KyushuKris]

Try this one to see who's your smartest friend:
"If a plane full of British people crashes in France, should the survivors be buried in France, or back in England?"

Watch how 99% of the people you ask this question skip over the fact you said 'survivors'

[verity]

No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death. He and his are not neglected by the gods

[Abigael]

Try this one to see who's your smartest friend:
"If a plane full of British people crashes in France, should the survivors be buried in France, or back in England?"

Watch how 99% of the people you ask this question skip over the fact you said 'survivors'

Hahaha! So funny. I almost jumped to answering that the survivors should be buried in their homeland, Britain.

[verity]

If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things

[Tendz]

[A K Rao]

Funny Quote of the day!

[verity]

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.

[Tendz]

"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"– Dale Carnegie

[verity]

Not because I'm trying to be fabulous, but I love those big crazy Jackie O shades. Alicia Keys

[Tendz]

"Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know"– Daniel J. Boorstin

[verity]

I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. by Ben Stiller