[Tendz]

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday"– A.A.Milne

[A K Rao]

My funny Quote for the Day is:

[verity]

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

[Tendz]

[Joseph83]

Im looking always in a mirror and the mirror told me dont look at me often, beacuse the glass is going too break soon! too tired seeing your face

Lol.funny one. You better stop looking at the mirror. Lol

[verity]

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

[kanchan18]

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones...... that's why it is called "cell" phones.

[verity]

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful.

[Tendz]

[verity]

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

[Abigael]

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

This is so true.

[Tendz]

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass"– David Lee Roth

[verity]

Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.

[A K Rao]

Today's Funny Quote from my side:

[verity]

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

[Tendz]

[verity]

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

[Tendz]

“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly"– Demetri Martin

[verity]

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

[Abigael]

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

Haha! So funny. Are you that hardcore? What is it you will respond to then?