[Tendz]

“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do"– Dylan Thomas

[verity]

After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to the simple formula of calories in, calories out.

[Tendz]

[verity]

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

[Tendz]

[verity]

Too many young musicians today want to win polls before they learn their instruments.

[Abigael]

Haha! Yeah, am the one.

[verity]

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.

[Tendz]

[verity]

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.

[Avian]

When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work

[Tendz]

[verity]

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

[Joseph83]

My funny Quote for the Day is:

Nice . is true. One needs to spend time with loved ones

[verity]

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.

[Tendz]

“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand"– Emo Philips

[verity]

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.

[Avian]

When nothing is going right, go left

[A K Rao]

My today's Funny Quote!

[Tendz]

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness"– Emo Philips