[verity]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

[Tendz]

“Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something"– Enid Blyton

[Joseph83]

These days, patient dogs dies of hunger

[Avian]

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand

[verity]

Painting is a field that attracts a lot of lazy people. You can just sort of sit and wait for things to come to you. I know a lot of painters who'll sit and chat it up all night. But God, I just can't do that. Jamie Wyeth

[Avian]

Do or do not. There is no try (Yoda)

[Tendz]

[Avian]

Life is short, smile while you still have a teeth

[Tendz]

“Never have more children than you have car windows"– Erma Bombeck

[Joseph83]

Don't be selfish if you don't sell fish

[Abigael]

“When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup gets suspicious”.

[Avian]

''Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears''

[Tendz]

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!”– Billy Connolly

[Joseph83]

There is no other bell in school that is as sweet as Dismissal bell

[verity]

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

[Avian]

“Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really: Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn’t at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, so go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that’s where you will find success.” - Thomas J. Watson

[Tendz]

“I drink to make other people more interesting"– Ernest Hemingway

[Abigael]

I have found a recipe for happiness. Someone send me some money to buy the ingredients.

[Joseph83]

I want to enjoy good relationship, where can I get past questions for it?

[verity]

Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.