[Tendz]

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"– George Carlin

[verity]

What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.

[Avian]

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

[verity]

And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.

[A K Rao]

Funny Quote of the day:

[verity]

I was poor white trash, no glitter, no glamour, but I'm not ashamed of anything. By eminem

[Tendz]

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit"– George Carlin

[Avian]

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life - Karan Patel

[verity]

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

[Tendz]

"Never miss a good chance to shut up"– Will rogers

[Avian]

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! - Billy Connolly

[verity]

As life runs on, the road grows strange with faces new - and near the end. The milestones into headstones change, Neath every one a friend.

[chicnthin]

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

[verity]

Never be ashamed! There's some who'll hold it against you, but they're not worth bothering with.

[Avian]

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.

[Tendz]

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor"– George Carlin

[verity]

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.

[Abigael]

My neighbor is busy looking for her lost chicken. Damn it! It wasn't even delicious.

[Tendz]

“To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States"– George W. Bush

[Avian]

Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous