[TimeRider]

Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Oh, which is the most foreign?

[TimeRider]

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"

[Anushajain]

Teacher: ?Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved.?

Johnny: ?Thank You?

Teacher: ?Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!?

[Arpit]

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

[Anushajain]

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

[ark]

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!

[shamzblueworld]

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!

Hahaha, I heard it actually happened in Faisalabad.

[TimeRider]

What is the best time to go to bed?
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When the bed won’t come to you.

[Anushajain]

Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer.. . You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it..!!

[TimeRider]

How many cups of coffee will this hold?” the man asked as he placed a large thermos on the lunchroom counter.
“Six cups,” advised the waitress.
“Fine,” replied the man. “Give me two cups regular, two cups black, and two with extra cream

[Anushajain]

Dear lays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing in the list of ur ingredients.

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Air 85%

[ark]

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company..

He said,
“Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?”

The applicant replied, “Yes sir! I did.”

Then the boss said,” Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
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There was no mat!”

[Anushajain]

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone…!:

[TimeRider]

A woman in Atlantic City was losing at the roulette wheel. When she was down to her last 10 dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. “Why don’t you play your age?” he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table.
The next thing the guy with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. “Did she win?” he asked. “No” replied the attendant. “She put 10 dollars on 33 and 46 came in.”

[Anushajain]

My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.
It makes me cry..

[TimeRider]

A woman is paying for some purchases at Macy’s. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse. The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?” “No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back."

LOL, women

[Anushajain]

Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?

Son: I love both of you equally much.

Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son: America!

Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?

Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris!

[Arpit]

[TimeRider]

Q. What is a pig's favorite karate move?
A Pork chop.

[Anushajain]

A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve a Carrier 8 the back,
He requested 2 get it fixed.When the cycle came back with the Carrier fitted,he noted that now the Stand isnt there.
He asked about the missing Stand.
Organisation: Private Nokri me 1 cheez he possible he.
CAREER ya STAND.
Agr STAND lo gy to CAREER khatam aur agar CAREER banana he to STAND kabhi mat lena.
Dedicated 2 all Private Employees.