[verity]

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

[Tendz]

[Avian]

I intend to live forever. So far, so good - Steven Wright

[verity]

The issue for my character, and the issue of the show is, how dirty do your feet have to get without suffocating yourself in the mud in order to get an inch of what you really want done? bradley whitford

[Tendz]

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere"– Groucho Marx

[verity]

I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted. By og mandino

[Avian]

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest - Winston Churchill

[verity]

For me every ruler is alien that defies public opinion. Mahatma Gandhi

[Tendz]

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife"– Groucho Marx

[verity]

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough.

[Tendz]

“Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!"– Groucho Marx

[verity]

As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom.

[Avian]

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water

[verity]

Climbing to the top demands strength, whether it is to the top of Mount Everest or to the top of your career.

[Tendz]

“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers"– H. L. Mencken

[verity]

Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.

[Avian]

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."

[verity]

Love me or hate me, both are in my favour. If you love me, I will always be in your heart, and if you hate me, I will be in your mind.

[Avian]

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

[Tendz]

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"– Harlan Ellison