[verity]

I was always superthin, too skinny, actually. I felt like someone could break me in half. I realize now that being a bit more curvy and toned is so much more beautiful lol by ashley tisdale

[Tendz]

“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours"– Harry S. Truman

[Avian]

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning - Clint Eastwood

[verity]

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

[Tendz]

[Avian]

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing"

[verity]

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

[Tendz]

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock"– Henny Youngman

[Avian]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Lana Turner

[verity]

If you are the kind of person who is waiting for the 'right' thing to happen, you might wait for a long time. It's like waiting for all the traffic lights to be green for five miles before starting the trip.

[Tendz]

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late"– Henny Youngman

[verity]

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.

[Avian]

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere - Dr. Seuss

[verity]

If man made himself the first object of study, he would see how incapable he is of going further. How can a part know the whole?

[katkat]

I would love to lose weight but problem is I don't like the idea of losing.

[Avian]

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them - Rodney Dangerfield

[Tendz]

“All men are equal before fish"– Herbert Hoover

[verity]

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

[Tendz]

“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle"– Hillary Clinton

[verity]

Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it's a green light.