[Avian]

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera

[verity]

I'd really like to get the girl, shoot the gun, drive the car, have fun. I even have these kind of action dreams, where I'm the action guy. kevin bacon

[chicnthin]

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

[verity]

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

[Tendz]

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try"– Homer Simpson

[verity]

The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.

[Avian]

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around - Thomas A. Edison

[verity]

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.

[Tendz]

“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition"– Indira Gandhi

[verity]

The Secretary of Hygiene or Physical Culture will be far more important in the cabinet of the President of the United States who holds office in the year 2035 than the Secretary of War.
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[Avian]

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

[verity]

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

[Avian]

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else - Will Rogers

[Tendz]

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"– Isaac Asimov

[verity]

Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. u

[Avian]

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food - W.C Fields

[Tendz]

“I’d rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort” – J. Paul Getty

[verity]

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window.

[cmoneyspinner]

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[verity]

Always wear a smile because you never know who is watching.