[thisnthat]

Where do cows take their dates?

To the moovies.

[ninjasmile]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

[ARN4567]

Three men died on Christmas Eve, went to heaven and met St. Peter...

St. Peter: In order to get in, you must each produce something representative of the holidays.

First man: Digs into his pocket and pulls out a match and lights it."This represents a candle of hope."
Impressed, Peter let's him in.
Second man: Pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them. " These are bells." He's allowed in too.

ST. Peter asking the third man: So what do you have?

Third man: Proudly shows him a pair of red panties.

St. Peter: "What do these have to do with Christmas?"

Third man: " They're Carol's."

[morgoodie]

That's too funny. I love jokes although right now I can think of one. Great job everyone.

[oldfriend]

When Beethoven died, he de-composed.

Oldfriend

[darkprism]

meeting a friend
me: where are you
friend: im here where are you?
me: where am i?

#lost

[Silvermist]

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

[ramzan00]

"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"

[Annejk18]

Why Adele cross the road??
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~ to say hello to the other side.

[philo]

A WOMAN IN THE LABOUR ROOM SHOUTED "SHOULDN'T, WOULDN'T,CAN'T,WON'T,".
THE DOCTOR REPLIED DON'T WORRY THEY ARE JUST CONTRACTIONS.

[Abigael]

One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "Thats not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
🤣🤣

[bestwriter]

The teacher asked. "Who all want to go to heaven" All raised their hands but one was crying. The teacher asked him why he was crying. He said I cannot go because Mama said I should go home after class.

[anil02]

Laughing is good for our health and it is free tonic. I am starting this new topic to share jokes here. So try to post at lest one jokes here every day to laugh us
Santa : My wife died yesterday, I want to cry, but my tears are not come out, what I do ?
Banta : No problem, just imagine she come back

[ARSHAD]

Jam: What is the meaning of "WIFE" ?
Dam: Without Information Fighting Everyday.

[anil02]

Teacher : What is your date of birth
Student : 13 August
Teacher : Which year
Student : It is every year sir

[Emmaojo]

Women who order soup from big big restaurants and make their husbands believe they are good cooks - the hour of truth has come.
The total lockdown will reveal everything

[Abigael]

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!"

[anil02]

My boss is so unpopular that his own shadow refuse to follow him

[sprite1950]

Taken from a facebook post, probably just my humour but always makes me laugh

[anil02]

Pappu went to a doctor to get a solution of loose motions.
Doctor: tell me, what’s your problem?
Pappu: Suffering from unlimited free outgoing with different ringtones.