[Tendz]

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never”– Jack Benny

[alvin]

Don't think too much of the problem, Let the problem, problem you.....

[swalia]

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

[Avian]

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it

[verity]

Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires. sigmund freud

[Avian]

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met - Herb Caen

[Tendz]

“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money"– Jackie Mason

[verity]

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. napoleon bonaparte

[chicnthin]

Don't count the days. Make the days count.

[verity]

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

[Tendz]

“When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic"– Jane Wagner

[verity]

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.

[Avian]

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from

[verity]

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.

[Tendz]

“Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there’s nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don’t have the money to buy both"– Janet Evanovich

[verity]

If we did not have rational souls, we would not be able to believe.

[Avian]

Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.

[verity]

In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.

[Abigael]

This one has made my day, Mondays are truly the longest days of the week.

[Tendz]