[mrki444]

Patient: Doc, please tell what is happening to me. I am dying from curiosity.
Doc: Hmm, not just from curiosity...

[Abigael]

This is the first year that I am not going for a Vacation in Miami...... I have not been going the other years because I am broke🤣🤣.

[Sincerem]

That's very meaning to ease some pressure through laughing

[anil02]

That's very meaning to ease some pressure through laughing

Yes it is easiest way to ease pressure. Have a loud lough
Two Commerce Students talking...
Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Rahul: Yup!
Mehul: You must be sad na.. ....
Rahul: No yaar! We are commerce students! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts.

[Sincerem]

That's very true, we need laugh to get away from stress and lousiness.

[anil02]

That's very true, we need laugh to get away from stress and lousiness.

Than for what you are waiting? have a laugh
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it.

[LEX]

Where will you find a space rocket?
The place where you lost it 😊

[Yugocean]

Beware of Dog

[anil02]

Where will you find a space rocket?
The place where you lost it 😊

it is funny
Manager: What is your qualification?
Pappu: I’m Ph.D.
Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.?
Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.

[anil02]

A cute Nurse came for interview.
Doctor: What salary do you expect?
Nurse: Rs 10,000
Doctor was overjoyed and said: My pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure its Rs 25,000

[Slimdaddy]

I had boil Yam with Egg sauce

[anil02]

A Boy Is Driving When A Girl Tries To Overtake Him. Boy: Hey Buffalo! Girl Shouts Back: Donkey! And She Has An Accident. She Hits A Buffalo Crossing The Road.

[anil02]

Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom: He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom: No , he must pay for his mistake,
I am coming to stay with you!

[Abigael]

"What motivates you to get out of bed each morning?"

Me: My bladder mostly.

[anil02]

Seriously first time in Indian history. Latest funny event occurred Friends, Petrol is cheaper then Onions in India!

[StephenAshenzan]

where I de site

[Abigael]

I invented a new word: Plagiarism! 😂😂

[anil02]

Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do?
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!

[Abigael]

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

[anil02]

Height of Social Networking:
A girl’s Facebook status: I’m online from Toilet!
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