[anil02]

On a romantic day titu’s GF asks him, ‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘Titu: from landline or mobile.

[ptrikha21]

Teacher : What is your date of birth
Student : 13 August
Teacher : Which year
Student : It is every year sir

Ha ha that one is excellent! I will also try to come out with a joke soon.

[Abigael]

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

[anil02]

Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

[Yugocean]

We are looking for computer Engineer who can solve difficult problem.
Call after solving the code from smilies -:P

[ptrikha21]

Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

Ha ha that is so humorous !!

[anil02]

Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

Ha ha that is so humorous !!

One more for you
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman

[Abigael]

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.

[anil02]

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
unhappy , one of his father's hair turns white .....
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white.

[Abigael]

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.

[Yugocean]

Q- Who did the zombie take to the dance?
A- His ghoul-friend

[anil02]

Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’

--- 25 Nov 2020, 19:28 ---

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.

[anil02]

A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend. Friend Asked: Who Is She? Boy: My Cousin. The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin

[Abigael]

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”

[mer_liva]

my father is so lonely he has to close his windows so his fart could stay with him

[anil02]

One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
'An idea,that can change your WIFE'
While real word was(LIFE).

--- 30 Nov 2020, 19:07 ---

my father is so lonely he has to close his windows so his fart could stay with him

Nice humore

[mer_liva]

i say something and you laugh haha

[Abigael]

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine.

[Tendz]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

[A K Rao]

When you are in love, wonders happen,
But once if you get married you wonder what happened!