[anil02]

When you are in love, wonders happen,
But once if you get married you wonder what happened!

We have earthquake after marriage

[Abigael]

“The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.”
Ashley Montagu

[Tendz]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

[Abigael]

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off

[arunima]

What did baby corn say to mom corn??
Ans- Where is popcorn??

[anil02]

Wife Was Checking Her Husbands Phone

And Saw A Contact Named COVID19 And

She Called The Number

And Her Own Phone Rang.

Husband Is Now In Isolation..

Hahhaha

[Tendz]

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

[Abigael]

Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

[Tendz]

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

[Abigael]

I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

[anil02]

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free...

[Tendz]

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

[Abigael]

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!😂😂

[anil02]

Eat with butter
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Cut with cutter
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If you forget me
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You will deffinitely
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Fall in gutter

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

[Abigael]

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.🤣🤣

[Tendz]

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

[Abigael]

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No sir, It’s the same dog.

[Tendz]

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

[anil02]

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident