[Tendz]

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

[Abigael]

Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh out loud😂😂

[Tendz]

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."

[anil02]

Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.
Girl: Who’s in your family?
Boy: My wife and children.

[Abigael]

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

[peachpurple]

SOme of these could make one to feel destress

[Tendz]

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

[anil02]

New way of writing answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this:
||||||||||
and write below:
‘Scratch here for ANSWERS’

[Abigael]

I forgot to work out today. That's five years in a row!😂😂

[Tendz]

Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

[anil02]

Q: Why did titu take his pregnant wife tiya to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised ‘Free Delivery’

--- 14 Dec 2020, 17:54 ---

Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life…
The wives want both!

[Tendz]

Don't break anybody's heart, they only have 1.
Break their bones, they have 206.

[anil02]

Fastest communication in the World
Email to email
Female to female

[Tendz]

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

[anil02]

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

[Tendz]

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears that it's saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

[anil02]

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears that it's saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

Funny

[Tendz]

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

[anil02]

Madam: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
Happu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife or Girlfriend!

--- 18 Dec 2020, 18:55 ---

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

[Abigael]

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.😂😂