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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 01 Aug 2019, 08:39

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 01 Aug 2019, 12:04

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 02 Aug 2019, 09:34

I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 02 Aug 2019, 10:03

“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he"– Karl Kraus
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 02 Aug 2019, 10:24

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 03 Aug 2019, 08:08

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you"– Katharine Hepburn
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 03 Aug 2019, 09:31

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly - Winston Churchill
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 03 Aug 2019, 12:05

If you are the kind of person who is waiting for the 'right' thing to happen, you might wait for a long time. It's like waiting for all the traffic lights to be green for five miles before starting the trip. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby katkat » 04 Aug 2019, 02:08

If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all the evidence that you tried :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 04 Aug 2019, 08:08

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 04 Aug 2019, 08:25

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 04 Aug 2019, 08:45

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 05 Aug 2019, 07:50

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country"– Kurt Vonnegut
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 05 Aug 2019, 09:16

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night - Steve Martin
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 05 Aug 2019, 09:19

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 06 Aug 2019, 08:14

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. :D
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 06 Aug 2019, 08:20

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man"– Lana Turner
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 06 Aug 2019, 08:51

Even the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own. :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Tendz » 07 Aug 2019, 08:22

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Avian » 07 Aug 2019, 09:25

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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