[Tendz]

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

[anil02]

Teacher:Can u See God
Class:No
Teacher: can u touch God
Class:No
Teacher:Then isn't a GOD

A Boy Raises From His Bench And Said:
"Sir ,can u see ur brain"
Teacher:No
Boy:Can u touch ur brain
Teacher :No
Boy: OK So u dont hav brain?!

[Tendz]

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

[Abigael]

Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

[Tendz]

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

[anil02]

A management student hugs a girl.
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
Girl slaps the boy
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!

[Tendz]

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.

[anil02]

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
(_”)
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult

[Abigael]

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

[Tendz]

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

[Abigael]

I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!

[anil02]

A student is talking to his teacher.

Student: 'Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?'
Teacher: 'Of course not.'
Student: 'Good, because I haven't done my homework.'

[Tendz]

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

[anil02]

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, ‘Kya nishana lagaya hai!’ Waah… Waah…

[Yugocean]

Q: Who is the leader of the Kitty Party?
A: Chairwoman Meow.

[Tendz]

Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

[Yugocean]

Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.

This was from a real incident in an Interview and the candidate succeed too.

[anil02]

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

[Tendz]

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

[anil02]

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua, SO-hua