[Tendz]

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

[anil02]

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

It very funny I like it, if some want more he go round and round and he may have 360 degree

[Tendz]

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

[anil02]

A boy got rejected and girl got selected in an interview for same reason. Think? they both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO

[Tendz]

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"

[Yugocean]

A clown's brain tastes funny to zombies.

[anil02]

Hindu marriage Láw doesn't permit 2 marriage?
Coz- Indian Constitution árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme offence...

[Tendz]

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?"
The lawyer asked, "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?"
"Nope," replied the man.
"OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
The man replied, "But it's only $500,"
The lawyer said, "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"

[anil02]

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?"
The lawyer asked, "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?"
"Nope," replied the man.
"OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer.
The man replied, "But it's only $500,"
The lawyer said, "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"

Yes it is right that most of person speaks truth when they annoyed.

[Tendz]

The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

[Yugocean]

Q - What was the favorite subject in Hogwarts?
A - Spelling.

[Tendz]

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

[anil02]

Girl- your new mobile is very cute. How much does it cost?
Boy- Darling I won in a "Race" - Daur.
Girl-how many people were in the race?
Boy- mobile shop owner, 3 policemen and I.

[Tendz]

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

[anil02]

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

[Tendz]

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

[Yugocean]

Most dangerous warning sign

[anil02]

I love everybody.

Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and
others I would love to punch in the face.

[Tendz]

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

[anil02]

Height of Social Networking:
A girl’s Facebook status: I’m online from Toilet!
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Her sister commented on status: come
out fast, I’m getting emergency!