[TimeRider]

"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered
private. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Army,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and
spit on my grave."

"Not me, Serge!" the private replied. "Once I get out of
the Army, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

[amwarner]

What do you call a rabbit entering puberty?
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A pubic hare.

[Anushajain]

Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world…
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E-mail to email
&
Female to female…:-):-D

[TimeRider]

Larry tells Harry: When I grow up, I am going to be a policeman and follow in my father’s footsteps.
I did not know your father was a policeman, said Harry.
He is not …. He is a burglar replied Larry.

[Arpit]

Edison Had Rightly Said:
A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A
Wise Can Answer..
Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During
The Exam Viva.

[Anushajain]

Height of Good Luck….!…

Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very good…..Sit down

[Arpit]

Awesome Answer:

Boss (angrily): tell me who is STUPID?
You or I?

Employee (calmly):
Boss, everyone
knows that you don't
give jobs to
STUPID people...

[Anushajain]

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

[shamzblueworld]

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

Good one.

[Anushajain]

Height of Good Luck….!…

Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very good…..Sit down

[Anushajain]

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
.
.
.
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

Good one.

Thanks Shamz :D

[TimeRider]

Tonight on the 6:00 news, a recent poll by "USA Today" showed that 9 out of 10 people said that out of 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9!

[Anushajain]

Impact of Job Change:

A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop

The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”

Pasengr apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”

Driver replied:
“Sory, it’s nt ur fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)

[Juice]

Some of these jokes are cheesy and simple but they're funny xD

[Anushajain]

Dear Face-wash Commercials,
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Nobody can splash water on
their face the way you show
in your ads.
My clothes r all wet now. =P
Kindly show in a more
realistic way =D

[TimeRider]

This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes". The men came up and talked to him and the farmer nodded his head "no”. Well this other man wondered why he nodded his head "yes" to the ladies and "no" to the men. Then, he went up to the farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied,” Well, when the ladies came up, they told me how pretty my wife's dress was and how pretty she looked. When the men came up, they asked,’ That mule for sale?'

[Anushajain]

When u r Single,
You See Happy Couples Everywhere,

,

But

,

When u r Married,
You See Happy Singles Everywhere…

[TimeRider]

Apple Inc. has developed a new high tech toilet. The details are not yet clear, but the company is torn between two names for the new device: Either the iPood, or the iPeed.

[Anushajain]

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..! xP=P

[TimeRider]

A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are not that lonely.”