[Tendz]

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

[anil02]

Whenever you feel worthless, remember. You were once the quickest sperm cell

[Tendz]

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

[anil02]

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

--- 25 Jan 2021, 17:39 ---

The best day for you in the whole year is April 1 because that’s the day that suits you best.

[Tendz]

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey to the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that monkey to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."

[Abigael]

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes!

[anil02]

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

[Tendz]

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

[anil02]

A guy says to his friend, 'Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.'

The friend says, 'If I guess right, will you give me one of them?'

The first guy says, 'If you guess right, I'll give you both of them.'

[Tendz]

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

[anil02]

A very serious MENTAL operation will start at mental

hospital , so all Doctors and Nurses are

ready. But the MENTAL PATIENT is now busy to read this SMS
This Jokes. Keep on reading….

55.

[Tendz]

Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!

[anil02]

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

[Tendz]

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

[anil02]

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar: Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies: Oye! No idea… I’m new to this city

[Abigael]

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

[Tendz]

Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."

[anil02]

Mom : you buy book of 500, do you read little bit
Son : I have mobile of 15000, you let me use it

[Tendz]

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

[anil02]

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But your blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON-SENSE.